My Biography Title?

Way To Go Dumbass!

Ups and Downs and Round and Round

Is it Over Yet?

Pull My Finger!

Been There, Done That

If Work Smarter Fails, Work Harder

…and while I’m at it, some of the wisest words I have ever heard, from a grizzled old man running the sawmill, “Never stand up if you can sit down, and never sit down if you can lie down.”

Daily writing prompt
If there was a biography about you, what would the title be?

10 thoughts on “My Biography Title?

  1. Wonderful! Mine might be “My Generation Was Uniquely Poised to Be an Embarrassment to Our Parents and Our Children

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  2. Never sit down when you can lie down. I am going to use this

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  3. Hah! I do like the one, “Pull My Finger!” 😄

    I’ll share this one with Shell despite it being wholly true and a bit semi-risqué. 😈😁 It is from my beloved, late, Love of My Life… Jodi, aka my Hat Burglar. 🖤

    After confessing to her what I did—strictly over the phone!—with a married woman and friend who really really digs me for WHO I am in the Alternative Lifestyles, so I pounced on the opportunity presented to me, while a bit inebriated I confessed. The next day my delightfully witty Jodi describe me and what I did this way:

    Aww. Well aren’t you just the Philosophical Pussy Philanthropist.

    🤣

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  4. Mine would be, “That Ain’t No Birth Mark! It’s A Third Eye!” Just cause I likes the sound of it. 🙂

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