Way To Go Dumbass!
Ups and Downs and Round and Round
Is it Over Yet?
Pull My Finger!
Been There, Done That
If Work Smarter Fails, Work Harder
…and while I’m at it, some of the wisest words I have ever heard, from a grizzled old man running the sawmill, “Never stand up if you can sit down, and never sit down if you can lie down.”
Wonderful! Mine might be “My Generation Was Uniquely Poised to Be an Embarrassment to Our Parents and Our Children
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Sounds like a success story Steve 😉
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Never sit down when you can lie down. I am going to use this
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I was around 17, working at a sawmill, when that old sawyer told me that. I thought it was kind of cute then, now I see it’s great wisdom lol.
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It’s great wisdom, man.
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Hah! I do like the one, “Pull My Finger!” 😄
I’ll share this one with Shell despite it being wholly true and a bit semi-risqué. 😈😁 It is from my beloved, late, Love of My Life… Jodi, aka my Hat Burglar. 🖤
After confessing to her what I did—strictly over the phone!—with a married woman and friend who really really digs me for WHO I am in the Alternative Lifestyles, so I pounced on the opportunity presented to me, while a bit inebriated I confessed. The next day my delightfully witty Jodi describe me and what I did this way:
Aww. Well aren’t you just the Philosophical Pussy Philanthropist.
🤣
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Now there’s a title fit for a president!
😉
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😂
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Mine would be, “That Ain’t No Birth Mark! It’s A Third Eye!” Just cause I likes the sound of it. 🙂
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Well, I never assumed different 😉
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