My Biography Title?

Way To Go Dumbass!

Ups and Downs and Round and Round

Is it Over Yet?

Pull My Finger!

Been There, Done That

If Work Smarter Fails, Work Harder

…and while I’m at it, some of the wisest words I have ever heard, from a grizzled old man running the sawmill, “Never stand up if you can sit down, and never sit down if you can lie down.”

Daily writing prompt
If there was a biography about you, what would the title be?