I’d build a time machine, and use it to go back in time. So I could explain to Fred Trump, the importance of using a condom.
I’m sure I could find plenty of other things to do with a time machine too.
I hope my answer demonstrates the absurdity of this question. As a verified adventure junkie, I can attest to the fact, that there is no adventure in “Guaranteed not to fail.”
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There’s no limit to the depth of that rabbit hole. 😉
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Ha!!! Good thing I wasn’t drinking coffee when I read this or I’d be trying to deep clean my laptop right about now. Hmm, maybe Planned Parenthood could use that line
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I laughed two teeth side to side
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Castration also works. 😉
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Bwaaa-ha! Wish I’d thought of that. 😉
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