I’d rather do something useful, like practice guitar. Or practice vocals, which I really, really, need to practice. Or practice anything in the here and now, and not waste precious time on something that exists only between the ears of believers.
If you want to know how I feel about religion, watch a few George Carlin routines.
I’ll make it easy for you:
If I had to proclaim faith in anything, it would be in the scientific method. Where things are verifiable, observable, repeatable, and not based solely on a belief, rattling around in someones head, which is none of those things.
I also have faith that most people who are believers, are unmitigated assholes. They manage to prove it almost every time I run into one. Well, where are all of these assholes you ask? Try the church down the road, or a Trump rally, the internet, Congress, or even SCOTUS. I’m sure you will have really good luck looking in any of those places.
You’ll bag a shitload of assholes. If there’s anything I’m sure of in this world, it is that. No faith required.
I do religion I just don’t know which religion it is.
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Then how do you manage that?
My wife is a deist. I’m cool with that. She doesn’t subscribe to any mainstream nonsense, or bother me with her deism. If only actual religious cultists were so generous…
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By not doing anything lol.
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I only do correct religions, like Islam. That one is real. All the others are just silly. For proof, all you need do is read the Quran wherein it states, “this book is not to be doubted.” Perfect, empirical evidence for Islam, is it not? 😜
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Au contraire mon frère Mr. IBTD1. The one and only TRUE religion is my religion: Sasquatchainity.</b
Lord Bigfoot has appeared to thousands upon thousands many times over the ages, yet cannot be intentionally found. Not even Sasquatch's bones are discovered ANYWHERE because he/she moves between existences, dimensions, trees, caves, and through the Holy Spiri-tual Ether; typically appearing, dying, and rising 3-days later! It is the most unique faith in ALL the world, way way better than any Abrahamic religion.
ALL HAIL the Sasquatch! HALLELUAH PRAISE THA LORD BIGFOOT!!! 🦧👹🦍😈
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Grrrr, dayum HTML nitpicky codes! 🤨
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Those are excellent, irrefutable points. All hail da thingy with da big feet!!
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😄🙏
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Equally provable as any religion, so why not?!!
Also see, Flying Spaghetti Monster 😉
Ridiculousness takes many forms. Up to us to sort out the rabble.
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Wisdom indeed. If it says so in the book, that must mean there is no doubt whatsoever.
Magic books don’t ever mislead people. It’s always crystal clear, not unambiguous in any way. No room at all to be interpreted differently by anyone.
/end sarcasm
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But… but… Shell, how do you really feel about practicing religion? 😄😉
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Well, I just could have just said “no thanks,” but where’s the fun in that?
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😄 True.
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