Well more of a lousy picture day, I keep saying I gotta get a better camera…
I get to do a lot of driving lately, about 5 hours a day, back and forth to where my wife works. As some of you who have been with me a while already know she has totaled two cars in the last 3 years, and for everyones sake, and the sake of our current car, I have been doing the driving. She is too valuable to our family to risk a third incident. It is hard to find a good one (wife that is), and despite her driving exploits she is a good one 🙂
Anyway first up for your viewing pleasure is this:
First thing that comes to my mind is, one of these things has empirical evidence of its existence. So I suppose really it depends on who you ask. Next, and the pic quality goes down from here sadly:
This one, to me sounds like a cheesy come on from a gay Hispanic guy. But again I suppose it depends on who you ask. Next:
I don’t know if you can make out the signage, but it says and I quote exactly as it is spelled “Chose This Day of Whom You Will Serve” You can’t make this shit up folks. I am almost afraid to try and envision what lies inside this abode. Last but not least:
Again too blurred to make out what this says, it was shot through the windshield with the aforementioned crappy camera, it says “I’m Lord of all.” Not sure if this refers to the driver or his invisible friend. Either way it is kinda creepy. These signs should give anyone who reads this blog an idea what it is like living below the Mason Dixon Line.
I will keep my eyes peeled for more signs and things of interest as time goes along.
Evidence Based Reality 
My responses to the above posed questions: 1.) Without a doubt, D O G. 2.) Only if he sleeps in his own bed and pays for the room. 3.) I “chose” today to serve my master, pancakes. They were actually served to me, and were delicious. 4.) The car is the lord of all for obviously it has died and been resurrected many times since its birth in the early 70’s.
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Are religious people as loyal to their gods as their dogs are to them? Somehow I really doubt it.
I have to wonder if jesus would even sleep at at in after all the hoo ha at his birth. I’m sure that’s all he heard about growing up!
I love pancakes. So simple to make from scratch, quick to make, and one of my favorite foods. I make great pancakes. I call them my “Heart Attack Pancakes” because they are so damn good, and it takes a bit of lard to keep them from sticking to my steel skillet. They are better in a steel skillet. Oh, the only thing better than pancakes is Bacon! …preferably with pancakes.
You and Mak both saw the obvious 3rd alternative, the car. I feel silly now.
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I must try your pancakes, with bacon. 🙂
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“This one, to me sounds like a cheesy come on from a gay Hispanic guy.”
LOL
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🙂
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If I had a dog, the answer would be dog, but now it is my wallet 😛
No, I don’t run inns but if the Jesus is Mexican and can make pizza, we can talk about it.
I will serve myself till I can find some other master
The car must be the lord of all. I guess he has bought newer cars bit this old seems to outlive them all.
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The wallet rules, right alongside the significant other.
I have seen Mexicans working in a Chinese restaurant. If they can do Chinese, I’m sure pizza is possible…
I have had some run inns, but like you never run an inn.
I never thought of the Car!
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Well, Chinese can do too. Am not very choosy on who I eat as long as they are well cooked 😛
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Lol! You have been hanging out with the Pontificator (IBTD1) too long… 😉 So, you want soy sauce with that?
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That fellow makes my days. There is nothing he can’t turn into a joke.
Soy sauce will work, not too much pepper though. Am not trying to burn my throat, am eating 😛
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I don’t care much for pepper either, in low doses it’s fine. Hot foods (among many other things), while I love them, do not get along well with my frequent heartburn.
Sometimes he absolutely hits one out of the park funny.
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Several times I have told him I would sure want to have his brain for just a day. The names he gives his characters, the things he writes about, his comments are all funny.
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Aw shucks. now I’m blushin’. 😀
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Do you turn pink or blue when you blush? 😀
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Kinda purplish. Maybe it’s the alien DNA I have. Who knows.
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who knows, purple is a great colour. I like red though
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How bout yellow? 🙂
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Not as much as I like black
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OK. Half yellow and half black. A compromise.
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Hahahaha. Fair enough, a cross between black and yellow maybe
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We’ll call it “Blellow.”
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Hahahaha! Our host will kill us for this jokes on his blog lo.
I like the sound of blellow
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I’m a blellow fellow, so don’t ever call me blue. 🙂
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I will not call you blue ever.
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And I will never call you, a yew because you are you and not a yew. Now, ain’t that so true, you? 🙂
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If you call me yew, I will kill you, then eat you alive, one finger a time
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Why you!!!! I outta!!!!
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with soy sauce
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A soy made from a boy who was only a toy to a priest named Roy! Oh boy! What a tasty soy, for boy!
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Hahahaha! You see what I mean? You are a funny guy and as you often say, I don’t mean your looks
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You don’t!? Why, I’ve never been so insinuated in me whole life!
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You are a fine fellow my friend. How glad I am to have made your acquaintance
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Same here, Mak. One day, we gotta have that beer.
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We really must
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If you ever come to Chicago, we’re on.
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You know, there is this thing called Skype. How difficult would it be to have a video chat with a beer?
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Listen, silly man, you can’t drink a beer through a computer screen. 🙂
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Be honest, you look just like Ken Ham don’t ya? 😉
It’s ok, me and Mak won’t hold it against ya.
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You caught me. Dang it!
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Moi? I like the jokes. They are as welcome as you guys are. 🙂
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Don’t encourage us my friend.
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So…if you are wearing a coat would that make you a Blellow Jacket?
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Only if you’ve a large stinger protruding out of your ass too. 🙂
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What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas! lol
(P.S. Never been to Vegas)
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Me either. Not really my thing. Though, even with that being true, something tells me I’d definitely find a way to get myself into a whole heap ‘o trouble if I went.
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Lol! That goes for me as well.
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Only when the good Lord has inspired me do I do that. 🙂
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Why, thanks for the kudos, Brother Mak. 🙂
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Sorry, that wasn’t meant for your eyes or ears 🙂
You are a cool brother to have
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You, too, Brother Prophet.
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