Gov’t Shutdown Looms

I get up this morning to a headline similar to this. My first thought was the government shutdown a long time ago. We have no functioning governing body, we have a squabbling bunch of pre-school children that refuse to work together, and are divided along chocolate and white milk lines. Some I think would prefer juice, but are unwilling to speak up, for fear of retribution on the playground. 

In any event, it looks like the teacher has been out of the classroom way too long, and total chaos has ensued. Pencils and crayons are being thrown around, paper wads in little Suzie’s hair, I think there is gum on the teachers chair, and little Billy looks like he is drawing a crude representation of a race car on the chalk board. 

Let the Gov’t shut down. We have no gov’t as it is.