Let’s Play Fill In The Blank!

There is a small town I have to drive through often, and there has been this sign glaring at me for a long time. If I was the kind of guy that might, oh I don’t know, prepare some stencils and grab a can of red paint, to commit some cheesy vandalism, (I highly doubt I would, but I have thought about it, such is the what I am…) what would I paint in on this enormous blank spot?


I have thought of two, “Be proven non existent” and ” “Be a real zombie” Anyone want to play?

On a side note am I the only one that really does not like the recent WP changes? I had a helluva time just finding my dashboard…