Endure my pain:

The comments were revealing.

UN declares war on stupid!

Well, not really. But they should have.

I cannot listen to our orange felon speak. It absolutely drives me up the wall. It’s like listening to silly Billy, the fat slow kid in grade school, giving an oral book report.

“I’m silly Billy… I read a book… It was a really good book… I don’t remember the name of it now… But it was a really awesome book… There were dragons… There were airplanes… There was bears… There was bears driving airplanes! My grandma is kind of old you know… She was old when I first saw her… I don’t know how old she is… But she’s old… She has a lot of books. (pauses to scratch his ass, he almost sniffed the finger, boy that was close.) My dad got me the book… He drives a beer truck… It’s a really big truck… And that’s my book report!”

That ignorant bastard (and I’m not talking about silly Billy anymore,) droned on and on and on. One lie after another. Every sentence stunk of bullshit. Every word pronounced like a silly Billy would, strained, difficult, and slow. Insulting countries to the left and to the right. Basically calling them con artists at one point. (and it takes one to know one!)

My wife and I were looking at each other with a bewildered “WTF?” in our eyes. Were we really hearing what we heard? He kept on and on. I’m thinking “who the hell let this idiot speak at the U freaking N?” Are you effing kidding me? We are letting this man represent us in front of the world?

An endless parade of lies. I had to walk out. Couldn’t take it. Came back to see if it was still going on, and it was! Oh geeze! Get me out of here.

Finally, that intelligence challenged idiot wrapped it up. And the room applauded! My wife says “they are applauding that?” I said “yes, they are applauding because it’s finally over!” I applauded too!

We are so fucked. I’m sorry world. I assure you I did not vote for this… thing, we have for a president. I can’t believe other people did. What does that say about them? Is this a simulation maybe? Are we in the Matrix? Are they just seeing how much shit we can stand? Because I’d really, really, prefer that, to this being our actual reality.