What do you guys and gals think? I am a capable lead guitar player in the classic rock and southern rock genre, I spotted this ad in my local Craigslist:
Looking for lead guitar player
Qualifications:
1) Have accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.
2) Committed in your spiritual walk.
3) Be free of addiction
4) Regularly attend church
5) Possess a servant’s heart
6) Possess musical skill to recognize pitch, tone, balance and dynamic variance.
7) Be able to blend your musical gift with the rest of the band.
8) Music proficiency does not automatically make you a good candidate for the band.
9) Your conduct should be above reproach and never give the appearance of evil.
If interested please submit the following information:
Name:
Age:
Experience:
Email:
Phone: end quote/
Evidence Based Reality 
Go for it but tell them you are in it for fun. Mention also you are addicted to coffee. Loathe fundamentalists like Ham
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But, I’m not sure fun is compatible with all of those requirements 🙂
Besides I couldn’t stand to be in their company for more than 3 minutes without throwing up.
And I am a EVIL coffee addict!
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Maybe you can change the direction of the choir from bs to some great tunes
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Hey one crucifixion is enough in 2000 + years! I’d be next on the list after suggesting AC/DC’s Highway To Hell 😉
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Haha. It will be their loss
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So basically they want a half-assed guitar-playing zealot. 🙂
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Heh, yeah I am leaning towards full assed zealot 🙂
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I’d see if they wanted me, but I’m addicted to Jesus so I doubt it. 🙂
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Oh yeah, you are out you addicted bible thumper you. 😉
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Apply, for a giggle.
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Tempting, but I think I’d rather pick up rattlesnakes.
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#2, #5, and #9 — Who makes the judgment? And #3 — what kind of addiction are we talking about here? I mean, the individual could be “addicted” to Jesus, right?
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Exactly. Who the hell does make those calls? And what kind of sick S. O. B. Would?
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Oh man, you’d have sooooo much material for this blog! That alone would tempt me…but in the long run I’d probably go insane.
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I don’t think it would take that long actually lol 🙂
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Requirement # 10: Be able to convincingly fake all but item’s # 6 and 7 above.
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You know as much as the believers do dive into their determination to believe, I get the feeling most of it is a put on. A show.
And if you aren’t good enough at putting on the show there is something wrong with you…
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An All Saints Band, eh?
They should recruit from among Norwegian bachelors. “So you know they’re not only good for you, they’re pure, mostly.”
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