There is a small town I have to drive through often, and there has been this sign glaring at me for a long time. If I was the kind of guy that might, oh I don’t know, prepare some stencils and grab a can of red paint, to commit some cheesy vandalism, (I highly doubt I would, but I have thought about it, such is the what I am…) what would I paint in on this enormous blank spot?
I have thought of two, “Be proven non existent” and ” “Be a real zombie” Anyone want to play?
On a side note am I the only one that really does not like the recent WP changes? I had a helluva time just finding my dashboard…
Evidence Based Reality 
“You can’t sing melody and harmony at the same time. Jesus can!” I, too, hate the new WP changes. I wish they’d STOP doing that. “You can’t get WP to stop making changes. Jesus can!”
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Lol! maybe WP needs jeebus to come work for them then. This shit is getting irritating.
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You can’t make poop taste like chocolate. Jesus can! $Amen$ I can do this ALL day! What a great game.
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What changes?
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They are coming for you JZ! They already got me and the Divine One.
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Eeek! Do you mean this Beep thing? The other day i turned my entire post to Portuguese. Have no idea how that happened.
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They changed up my entire login format. It’s all different. Things have moved from where I was comfortable finding them, to damn near hidden.
The Create a New Post thing is different to, but I fumbled through it fairly quickly.
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Did the same shit to me. Bastards.
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You can’t sneeze, burp, fart and cough all at the same time. Jesus can.
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I would pay $2.50 to see that 🙂
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Cheap bastard 🙂
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Hey! I resemble that remark!
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How about “condemn people to everlasting torture” or “pretend to be a mortal when you are an immortal being and then pretend to ‘die’ and then ‘live again.'”
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Hey, I like those 🙂
Please, no one send me paint and stencils for x-mas!
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good one Steve
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You mean there are some new WP changes?
Jeebus can do nothing. That sign post is wrong
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At least a couple of us have seen some changes, yes. Sorry to report the bad news. For some it apparently hasn’t been imped yet.
…and wrong works.
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You can’t, “and although of it’s no actual help to you”, Jesus can. lol
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